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The Black Bra from AmethystLady Pro 31 days old
The Black Bra I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting ...
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The Secret to long life from AmethystLady Pro 240 days old
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but ...
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How to give a cat a pill from AmethystLady Pro 241 days old
How to give a cat a pill Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either ...
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Breaking news! from AmethystLady Pro 326 days old
::: BREAKING NEWS ::: In 2009 the government will start deporting all of the weird old people. I started crying when I thought of you. ...
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Farts from AmethystLady Pro 327 days old
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Car bumper stickers from AmethystLady Pro 327 days old
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel Boldly going nowhere CAUTION - Driver legally blonde! Heart ...
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Xmas card for the hard up from AmethystLady Pro 347 days old
Here's a text Xmas card for those who are finding money tight this year lol Isn't technolgy great- hopefully this is your first text card of the season! Christmas ...
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Good night! lol from AmethystLady Pro 352 days old
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I hate everything lol from AmethystLady Pro 360 days old
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