Nicked from one of my Yahoo groups lol.
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After
a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop.
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and
that's when you remember: you've been listening to your ipod.

tlc318


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Reminds me of the e-mail about the couple celebrating their anniversary or having a dinner party but the wife doesn't know about it as it's a surprise. She's blindfold at the table and passing gas because she thinks her husband is out of the room only to find out that her little toot parade was heard by about 10 people. LOL