Ok, s me again, |I'm making no apoligies but Im dri=unk as assholes. Mega drunk is me. You gets me as I am no pretending to be something i is not. I is 44 and proud of it. Fuck me it was the works do but the food it good but the night is crapso we goes intotown and live it up. Bugger, I mean my sons best frined like tries it on wiv me and then a lesbo half me ah=ge tries it on, bugger me i dunno wether to be flattered or scared lol. I is gonna pass out or puke me sure sure which it going to be.
I got lots of photos but cant upload them cos im drunk. U lot must be used to me like this by now, I dont get out nucg but i drunk way too much.I think its fucking good that u see me as is and not pretend tye shit lkol. I dont usually swear but when u drunk it siorts of happen lol. I is what u sees and no shit lol . I don tknow whats i is saying but goodnight i got to go and throw up now............like none of you efer get dru k...............i just brave enough to be real and me .........................bugger me backwards, i will read this in the morning and hang me head in shame................................not! i is not gonna pretend to be something i aint.................bleding snobby git lol. I will look back and read this and think yeah, tell it like it is babe hehehe.
So like, im gonna go and theow up now hehehe.............hope everyone else had a good night................im 44 and still know how to have a good time i even thowm like im going o go and be sick now like you lot have never been there you buggers lol.
apologies now to those buggers i may have offended but i dont really care..................i dont get out enough.............drunk much to may wines like about three bottles , i think im enndearing cos i tell it like it is feck me im waffling, i wanna kebab. him indoorsa paaseed out on couch...................byew inm gonna puke in the loo now.............feck it.
u get it all on me blof just not toughts but everything sang thats what a real blog should be about, walts and all not everything with fecjking sugsr on it......................welcome to me blog and i loves u all, where ever you may be, some more thn others and some less than u deserve and some nmore than u desrve. Im gonna feck odff and puke before i bury nmeself too deep in ean ebriated state. I feel like im a hobbit lol. Please my bloglanf=d friends, be real and lets ee bloogiging in real and not just bleedin cross stitching and shit. I hopes me ainyt offended anyone but this is me capturing something thats real and i can read back on. feck me i goota go throw up now.............. etrry crimbo everyone. i will pretend i bdidnt write this 2moro, and u can all call me a silly bitch but i dont care lol. uwat u see is what u get...........reality lol. im digging meself a dep grave here lol, but me not give a feck lol. i is the one who blogs it like it is wrts and all, i really got to go and puke now.............love ya all! xxxxx
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- 20.12.2008 @ 08:16:09 am
Good Morning kelly ... wow I remember being like that many times
this is a wonderful blog 
I hope your hangover if you have one is not to bed.
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- 20.12.2008 @ 09:33:29 am
*passes large glass of water and a paracetamol*
Glad you had a good night out
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- 20.12.2008 @ 10:15:17 am
Morning, Kelly. Sounds like a great night. Passes at you from both men and women, can't be bad! Be flattered :-)
Hope you aren't too hungover...
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- 20.12.2008 @ 01:30:47 pm
I can't believe you were able to sit and type. LOL Everyone needs to let their hair down whenever they feel like it. Sounds like you had a great time and I agree with Tom; be flattered about the passes! You still got it girl!
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- 21.12.2008 @ 12:45:48 am
Oh I do remember my share of those nights. Everytime I hugged that porcline God I would swear it would be my last then oops,,,,,,I'd do it again. Do take care and keep the ice pack handy. Your a great sport Kelly,,
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- 21.12.2008 @ 05:25:15 pm
As I read this it's 5:23 pm where you live. Hope you made it thru the night, didn't chip any teeth on the porcelain and was able to do *something* today, besides lay on the couch....
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- 23.12.2008 @ 02:26:15 am
All I can say Babe is:

lostjohnny

The very fact you managed to write this amazed me